BREAKING NEWS: 20TH JULY, 2022

FINALLY A LOCAL BUSINESS FOCUSSED DIGITAL AGENCY PROMISING REAL RESULTS. OR THEY DON’T GET PAID.

Yes we are being serious, yes we put that in writing, no we haven’t lost it. Just real digital marketing with real results and real promises. Read on to learn more about this exclusive offer.

35 Different Industries And Niches To Generate Our Clients An Additional $10 Million In Revenue

  • Take a local plumber from 10 to 2200 calls per annum in their first 12 months...(that’s a lot of unclogged toilets)
  • Take a fresh pest control business from doing jobs for their friends and close family, to the market leader in their city. (recent reports claim that all bugs have since evacuated the city)

$10 Million In Extra Revenue

35 Industries

GENERATING A TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR OF CUSTOMERS THAT WILL FLOOD YOUR BUSINESS

Open the flood gates because they are coming. All in one, bleeding edge, industry leading, full service lead generation strategies that will take your business from zero to hero (or hero to superhero). Let us handle the lead generation, we’ll let you handle getting paid.

HURRICANE REVIEWGENERATION

An end to end lead generation system, that ensures your business is the best dressed and obvious choice for any potential client that sees you online. (We’ll have you looking like cinderella at the ball)

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EXPLOSIVE GOOGLE MY BUSINESSOPTIMIZATION

Blow up your online exposure and make sure you show up whenever a potential client searches for any and every service you provide. (it’s 100% legal... I think)

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FULL SERVICELOCAL SEO

Wait did you say “full service” Yes I did, the whole shebang, anything we can do that will benefit your online rankings we will do. Tailored keyword research, weekly blog posts, backlink building... ect ect boring blah blah. (It gets you truck loads of leads)

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WE WILL GET YOUR BUSINESS TO PAGE ONE OF GOOGLE AND BLOW UP YOUR SALES PIPELINE OR YOU WON’T PAY US UNTIL WE DO!

YOU MUST ALREADY HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A GOOGLE PRESENCE OR LET US CREATE ONE

The core of showing up on page one of google is actually being on Google in the first place. If you aren’t there we can’t wait to get you on there, and get you to the top of page 1. Simple as that.. We will just need a bit of cooperation from yourself to get set-up.

YOU MUST BE WILLING TO LET US DO WHAT WE KNOW WORKS

We have been doing this for a long time, we know what works. That’s why we made a business around it. We need to execute those strategies to get you the results we promise. Don’t worry we will run through exactly what we do before you jump on board.

YOU MUST BE IN 1 OF THE 35 INDUSTRIES WE WORK WITH (DON’T WORRY WE WON’T TAKE YOU ON IF YOU AREN'T)

We can promise what we promise because we are hyper focused on small businesses and a few core industries. This allows us to produce the best quality results as we do the same stuff all day every day. We won’t sign you up if you don’t fit into this category.

CASE STUDIES

Drill down into the details, see how we work, and some of the results that those who have taken action before you are experiencing. We go pretty in depth here so don’t worry if some of it is a little marketing-ese. All you need to know is we get results. Period.

Optometry Case Study

Hitting New Plateaus On Google My Business

A DEEP DIVE
FOR OPTOMETRY PERTH
A COLLABORATION WITH GOLDFIELDS PEST

Pest Control - Small Town Domination

Keyword domination works in any town

LOCAL SEO FOR KLEEN PLUMBING

Plumbing Sunshine Coast - Beach Side Take Over

Hot water Systems, Emergency Repairs, General Plumbing. Absolute. Domination.

HOW WE GET THINGS DONE

It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout.

01.

Discovery

Jump on a call with one of our veteran marketing consultants (real top gun sh*t). They will assess your unique business situation and let you know if we can help you. We have a reputation to uphold so, they will be upfront. If they don’t think they can help you they won’t tell you to come onboard. It’s better for the both of us that way. It’s nothing personal, some businesses are not suited to what we do. If they do think they can help you, first of all praise the heavens . But after that they will give you an in depth demo of our service and software and then show you an example of a few similar businesses and their results. REAL results. This is not a high pressure sales call, we know our system works, it’s up to you to decide if you want it or not.

02.

Onboarding

Congratulations!!! Pop out the champagne. Turn on the flashing lights. Put up the disco ball. Your business is about to rain cats and dogs, and by cats and dogs I mean leads. Sorry not sorry you’re about to be busy. . We will sit you down for an onboarding call with a specialist and your new dedicated account manager. Like we said, time is money, so if you need a quick 15 minute briefing, a 30 minute overview or an in-depth hour-long onboarding call where we collect everything we need to deliver the best service possible to you (don’t worry you will be prepped for what you need before the call we got your back). We’ll set you up with our review software and give you access to our internal system that has generated 10,000 unique reviews so far for our clients (pretty powerful stuff). And give you logins to your dashboard where you can see your results in real time.

03.

Delivery

Can you hear it? The beautiful sound of copy writers writing, and digital marketers… well, marketing. After your onboarding call, we will get right to work. Providing you the service we’ve promised. With in-depth monthly reports you will know what we are doing every step of the way. There’s a lot of stuff we do, like a lot, that’s the only way to generate the storm you need to be happy with our work.. Without covering everything, some highlights you can look forward to are:

  • – weekly blog posts
  • – tri-weekly google my business posting
  • – glorious automated review and referral generation.

I’m getting excited just thinking about it.

04.

Total Domination

Sit back, relax, have a beer and watch your phone start ringing off the wall. You’ll probably need to do some client work in between there from time to time, but you get the idea. Weather control reports a storm is coming in! Reports are it’s a cyclone, a hurricane! Category [Your Business]. You like that? Nice one. . Trying to be serious, will start to achieve heavy market dominance over the local competition. You will pip them to the post , showing up best dressed, whenever any potential client searches for a service that you provide. And then of course they will call you. And you get paid. You know how this thing goes. Cha-ching!

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

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Numbers.

  • $10m in additional revenue generated for our clients.
  • Working in over 35 unique industries
  • Over 10,000 individual reviews generated for clients
  • Only work with local businesses
  • Results or we don’t get paid

A lot of marketers talk a big game, but when it comes to backing it up they retreat to their sleep pods and safe spaces, leaving poor service quality and you scratching your head because you are allergic to the massive wool quilt they just threw over your face that is blocking your vision. (it’s a “wool over your eyes” joke).

Just like having no one show up to your birthday party, there’s nothing worse than having your expectations let down (ignore the oddly specific example). That’s why we are upfront with you in how long it takes to see results. You will start to see a consistent jump in results after 3 months, from there it’s pretty much a straight line to the top over the following 9 months of the campaign. We wish it could be done faster but the google overlords have deemed this the only way. I think it’s some lesson about patience and how good things come to wait or maybe just a sick joke the executives laugh about in the office. Either way it’s the playing field everyone is on and we play it as fast as we can.

Yes – we’re the nerds so you don’t have to be. We do our best to speak to you in plain english and we do all the work for you. That’s why you pay us isn’t it?

We offer a one of a kind guarantee on our service, if we don’t hit our agreed upon targets, we stop getting paid.

We just need you for that onboarding call. After that it’s really all in your court. We will provide you with detailed monthly reporting that you can view when you please, and you can choose to spend as little or as long looking over that as you like. We respect your time as a business owner, doing as much as we can on our side and involving you in only what is necessary. We’ll handle getting you the new clients so you can handle … the new clients.

I guess what we’re trying to say is that you should hit the damn button

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